end of the world jingles, gumdrop pyramid schemes, and demon gossip LIVE from Mr Bumpy's closet of illusions
Thursday
Wednesday
Pork Rinds
So I had one of the most horrible dreams last night.
I dreamt that (okay, trying to remember everything) I picked up some girl (let's call her Sue) because she needed a ride and I was with my boyfriend but it wasn't my boyfriend, it was one of my ex boyfriends. Well, I guess where we went there were other people there and somehow they died. They were murdered.
I don't remember too much in the middle, (I think it had something to do with kids and dinosaurs) but somewhere later in the dream, I'm chasing my boyfriend down the street. We're running really fast and I see him in front of me and then all of a sudden he just disappears into thin air. It is believed that he's been murdered. So me and my friend (this other girl, let's call her Meg) go looking to see if we can find some clues or something. It is night and it's really dark. We walk towards where we picked up the first girl in my dream and we come across this note. It says that the girl (Sue) is a very dangerous person and that you should watch out for her because she might kill you (or something along those lines). I think we might have found some dead and bloody bodies in the back hallway or the laundry room or something (It kind of looked like a medical room, like the killer could have been experimenting with the bodies or something).
So me and Meg run the fuck out of there as fast as we can and head to another house (I think it was one of my relatives). It was really small and cramped in there so we decided to go out back to the porch to get some fresh air. It was even TINYER out there, as the back porch from the house next door connected only a few feet away. So Meg and I were hanging out, when out of nowhere that bitch Sue (the killer) comes out the screen door and steps in front of me and Meg. I didn't know what to do; she was just staring at us with a blank look.
I think we might have walked back in through the screen door and walked into a ballroom. Sue pulled out an umbrella (it had no fabric covering and the metal frame was sharpened at the ends). I don't know how but I gathered all my strength and bolted the fuck out of there, without thinking twice. I left Meg behind.
I ran over to these apartments next door and hid behind some bushes. There were a lot of old people walking around and talking so I tried to make it seem as if I lived there and I was just waiting for somebody.
I peeked around a tall bush to get a glimpse of what was going on next door. I peek just a little bit and I see Sue sitting on the front stoop, as if waiting for me to make any move so that she could know where I'm at. I was freaking out but I wasn't going to let it end like this. I ran up to one of the old people and asked, "There's a back door, right"? Sure enough there was and they pointed to where I should go.
I ran past some stairs, down a low lit hallway threw open the door and was in an alley. I ran.
The next and final scene was rather strange. I was running on the freeway. I was just running forever and ever. I could see under me, to the sides of me, behind me, over me, and miles in front of me, all at the same time. It was the strangest thing and the most fascinating.
I woke up at 5 in the morning and tried to go back into the dream. I started to go back onto the freeway but stopped myself when I thought, "I don't want to remember this dream".
I think it was because I ate two tuna sandwiches right before I went to bed. That is the lesson to be learned, I think. I ate pizza before going to bed a few nights ago and had another weird dream, I think.
What a fucked up dream.
I dreamt that (okay, trying to remember everything) I picked up some girl (let's call her Sue) because she needed a ride and I was with my boyfriend but it wasn't my boyfriend, it was one of my ex boyfriends. Well, I guess where we went there were other people there and somehow they died. They were murdered.
I don't remember too much in the middle, (I think it had something to do with kids and dinosaurs) but somewhere later in the dream, I'm chasing my boyfriend down the street. We're running really fast and I see him in front of me and then all of a sudden he just disappears into thin air. It is believed that he's been murdered. So me and my friend (this other girl, let's call her Meg) go looking to see if we can find some clues or something. It is night and it's really dark. We walk towards where we picked up the first girl in my dream and we come across this note. It says that the girl (Sue) is a very dangerous person and that you should watch out for her because she might kill you (or something along those lines). I think we might have found some dead and bloody bodies in the back hallway or the laundry room or something (It kind of looked like a medical room, like the killer could have been experimenting with the bodies or something).
So me and Meg run the fuck out of there as fast as we can and head to another house (I think it was one of my relatives). It was really small and cramped in there so we decided to go out back to the porch to get some fresh air. It was even TINYER out there, as the back porch from the house next door connected only a few feet away. So Meg and I were hanging out, when out of nowhere that bitch Sue (the killer) comes out the screen door and steps in front of me and Meg. I didn't know what to do; she was just staring at us with a blank look.
I think we might have walked back in through the screen door and walked into a ballroom. Sue pulled out an umbrella (it had no fabric covering and the metal frame was sharpened at the ends). I don't know how but I gathered all my strength and bolted the fuck out of there, without thinking twice. I left Meg behind.
I ran over to these apartments next door and hid behind some bushes. There were a lot of old people walking around and talking so I tried to make it seem as if I lived there and I was just waiting for somebody.
I peeked around a tall bush to get a glimpse of what was going on next door. I peek just a little bit and I see Sue sitting on the front stoop, as if waiting for me to make any move so that she could know where I'm at. I was freaking out but I wasn't going to let it end like this. I ran up to one of the old people and asked, "There's a back door, right"? Sure enough there was and they pointed to where I should go.
I ran past some stairs, down a low lit hallway threw open the door and was in an alley. I ran.
The next and final scene was rather strange. I was running on the freeway. I was just running forever and ever. I could see under me, to the sides of me, behind me, over me, and miles in front of me, all at the same time. It was the strangest thing and the most fascinating.
I woke up at 5 in the morning and tried to go back into the dream. I started to go back onto the freeway but stopped myself when I thought, "I don't want to remember this dream".
I think it was because I ate two tuna sandwiches right before I went to bed. That is the lesson to be learned, I think. I ate pizza before going to bed a few nights ago and had another weird dream, I think.
What a fucked up dream.
Monday
Sunday
my anthem
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
Make a wish
Count to three
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it
There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be
Tuesday
Simply Limeade
So, I was supposed to go on this interview and get this really amazing job but I decided not to go after all. Everything happens for a reason. I'm going for a walk to the ocean tomorrow night. That's where I belong.
Thursday
In case there was any doubt...
I love pot........and weed. I know they're the same thing, but I love them like brother and sister.
amen.
Tuesday
Sunday
Friday
Scenes from an etheric movie part 1
The Boy pushes a cart into the back of bitchface, while she's walking, rather fast but in a most tasteful manner.
Bitchface: (screams [in the whiniest voice she can muster]) YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
The Boy: (in a calm but matter-of-fact tone) No I didn't.
Bitchface walks (well, waddles) away. The Boy then pushes the cart into the back of Bitchface once more, this time causing sparks to come out of her lower back and kankles. Bitchface is alarmed and prepares to yell at The Boy but instead is tickled by the turn of events.
Bitchface: Hey that was kind of fun.
The Boy then rams the cart at full force into her gut. (Chaos ensues) She explodes, causing fireworks to shoot out of her in every direction imaginable. The fireworks explode in the most exquisite manner, causing confetti to rain down from the ceiling. All that remained of her was a pile of empty peanut shells on the floor.
The Boy: Yeah, that was kinda fun.
Thursday
Wednesday
What if...
Instead of going to work, everyone stood home and slept in. Do you think we would be driving rock-mobiles the next day?
Monday
lightning bear
hey diddle diddle
the cat and thee feedle
the cow jumped over the moon
the little doggie barked
and that bitch ran away with my spoon
cha cha cha
1 2 3
eat an old boot
the cat and thee feedle
the cow jumped over the moon
the little doggie barked
and that bitch ran away with my spoon
cha cha cha
1 2 3
eat an old boot
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