Michael Jackson is Dead

He died.

WTF?

Shirley is Helen

Notice the fannypack.

Mirrors

I told a good friend that I have a slight social anxiety, "I feel like people are looking at me" and she told me, "They probably really ARE looking at you".

The Big Lie

All this fucking shit and drama that goes on in people's lives, just a big fucking distraction from the real problem: that we are alive and we don't know what the fuck we're doing here.