Tit-Tac Egg-o-matic Fashion

There is a new online men's fashion magazine that I have recently discovered over @ Fashion156.com. I really admire their dedication to menswear (they seem to update their features every week). Their new offering is a Technicolor treat. Go check them out before they hatch and fly away!

neondemons by Ain Soph Aur

(sneak peek)


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Zale Morris is A Douche Bag

I have dealt with plenty of assholes in my life and boy, are you off your rocker, motherfucker. I had a bad feeling about you from the very beginning, but I needed a job. I thought I was just coming in for an interview and as soon as I got there, you sent me to work. No talk of pay or anything of the sort, just sew this, fetch that, carry this, pack this, stitch that. And you have the nerve to tell me to follow you from now on, and that this shit should have been put away a long time ago?

FUCK YOU!

You are nothing more that a fat, fucking, tub of lard-o-rama, weirdo, loser. You are pompous and have no right to be. Your only claim to fame is that you're working on E.R. through the union, big fucking deal. Television sucks balls anyway. Get a fucking life you schizophrenic
poodle-haired-flap-jack-face! And another thing, I traveled a million fucking miles to get to your house, I told you I wasn't feeling good, and you still insisted I drive with you to Ventura, after I had just been out and about all day in the sun, looking for fabric everywhere and Tahiti, and you wanted me to work another 6 hours, slaving away in god-knows-where for 10 measly fucking dollars an hour?

FUCK YOU!

And my name is Marc asshole, not John, stupid fucker!

So, if you see this fat, son of a bitch on the street, and he answers to Zale Morris, sock him in the teeth for me.


Thank you for shopping at Biglots and have a pleasant evening.

Stop Starring at me, you freaky-eyed bitch!

I have recently realized

That mirrors make pretty damn good pattern drafting tables. Sure it's not their natural calling but a little coaxing (and some wine) and they will be on the floor, spread, and ready to take it any which way you like.























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Okay, I have a question, why is my Chef Boyardee sauce so damn sparkly?

Newsflash!

Old people sell drugs.

New Store Opening

Now carrying Fat Twat Underwear, Fat Whore Career Wear, and Fat Bitch Prom Dresses.

Look out for our new line of body butter, made with real butter...

Loud Mouth Attention Seekers

They sure have a lot to say about a whole lot of nothing.

FUCK

FUCK!

Miss Dog America

I am sewing sewing sewing like a mad fucking dog in heat, whose only goal in life is to be miss dog america but is just too damn busy scarfing down those too-good-to-be-true, buttery-heaven, doggie biscuits, to really give a woof.

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I pray the black hand of death finds each and every one of you. I have nothing but contempt for you, truly and whole-heartedly.

‡Марк‡
The Reaper

Bob Mackie vs Ain Soph Aur

So my boyfriend tells me that I am the new Bob Mackie.

Bob Mackie

Ain Soph Aur



What do YOU think?






(huh)?

Hello Spring!

Hi!

Um....well things seem to be blooming right on cue. I'm working with some photographers in a couple weeks to shoot my new womenswear, I have two shows next month, and I'm working on new menswear for S/S so I can put it up on my website, so fun fun times ahead, yiipee skiipee...

My friend Adam and I met up in Little Tokyo to get tattoos today. We ended up not having enough time but it wasn't a waste, we ate at Curry House and I got a new Men's Non-no magazine, so that was pretty rad. We decided since we didn't get the tattoos that we would draw them in marker next to our armpits, so that's what we did to each other in the middle of the street. We're gonna trick people into thinking they're real until we really get 'em.



Ya, my fucking camera won't turn on anymore, so I gotta use the shitty low quality of my phone. I guess that's what I get for buying something expensive from Walmart.



Okay, so I saw this the other day when me and my friend and fellow designer Alicia were trolling around, doing some concept building and research in Downtown LA. I'm not sure if this sign is racist but I somehow found it hilarious so.....ya....fuck, whatever I need a nap.

Say hi to Jehovah for me.

OVER___________stimulated

Roisin Murphy has evidently been around for awhile but I just recently read about her in a magazine, looked her up online, and was really surprised. I'll let these two new videos speak for themselves.

Overpowered



Let Me Know

Pizzarazzi Strike Again

Some photos from the show...

Next Level: Aftermath

Well, the show was a big hit. Everyone said that I was the highlight of the show. It was alot of fun, although one model pissed me the fuck off.....but I'll get over it. Thank you to everyone that came out and supported me. I hope you enjoyed it. I'll post photos soon. I'm still sick and fucking exhausted, though. Dude, where's the weed?

The Next Level

The Next Level
2nd annual fashion show in honor of African American history month

Friday, February 29, 2008

6:00pm - 9:00pm
California State University, Dominguez Hills: Loker Student Union Ballroom
1000 East Victoria Street

Hot Designers!

50 Models!

One Runway

One Night!

FREE ADMISSION!!!

(I will be showing a "mini-retrospective" of my pieces).

Delores

I understand that Kernel Sanders is dead but you need to get over it and move on with your life, you fat fucking bitch.


Here, have a chicken or two or three, you slob.

love,

me

love me love me love me love me

This is possible the most mesmerizing thing I've seen in awhile. Love the dancers, so stylized.

The One (Live on The Kylie Show)

Employment Agencies

Nothing more than a bunch of fat fucks whose only talent is to exploit others for their own financial benefit. They'll never amount to anything more.


But boy, does IHOP have some bomb ass pancakes!

I feel poopy

Everyone pray that i get better, please.

My head and body hurt, wah.