Office people can suck my fat dick

So when I was employed, I had this thing with PARS that was like a "retirement fund" where they took money out of my check every month. Well, I've been unemployed for close to 3 months and I still haven't gotten a fucking refund from my account ( I could sure as fuck use the money for rent and bills). I had been calling for months and gotten the run around so finally I gave up. I call today and the stupid guy asks (our conversation went something like this:

dumbfuck: you didn't get our package in the mail, in October?

Me: Nooooooo....

dumbfuck: Ok, well are you still at xxxx Plymouth Ave?

Me: No, I've NEVER lived there, that's probably WHY I haven't received anything.

dumbfuck: Ok, well what's your new address?

Me: The ONLY address I've had living here is....

IT'S NOT A NEW ADDRESS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! I'VE LIVED HERE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME, YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. NOW GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY, BEFORE I SHOOT YOU IN YOUR FUCKING FACE.

Thanks.